It’s rolling around to that time of year again – no, not Spring – that time which involves excessive PDA, an abundance of pink and red hues, and a last minute scramble for gifts. Gone are the days where a Moonpig card and/or single rose will suffice, the lovers of 2022 are demanding more. And rightly so – after the 18 months we’ve had, everyone deserves to be treated.

Valentine’s Day is about all-out cringe – love hearts on everything, an excuse to spend £12 on a cocktail, and maybe even an excuse to post them on main. Maybe. If you were successful in cuffing season, or just wanting to treat yourself – we’ve compiled a list of some of the most garish love-related gifts money can buy. You’re welcome!

TOMIHIRO KONO SHORT HEART EXTENSIONS – £64 / US $86

CHRISTOPHER KANE SPECIAL COTTON SOCKS – £18 / US $24

RAF SIMONS SINGLE HANGING HEART EARRING – £275 / US $371

NIKE X DRAKE CERTIFIED LOVERBOY SOCKS – £56 / US $76

NASASEASONS ‘I CAME TO BREAK HEARTS’ CAP – £46 / US $62

NIKE AIR FORCE 1 ‘VALENTINES DAY’ –  £306 / US $413

ASHLEY WILLIAMS PINK HEARTS HANDBAG – £325 / US $439

COMME DES GARCONS PLAY T SHIRT – £64 / US $86

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