Things we should do, but probably won’t: a shopping guide

Things we should do, but probably won’t: a shopping guide

by Robyn Pullen
4 min

Who else had said “f*ck it, I’ll try again next year” to their New Year’s Resolutions? We might already be six months into 2024, but its not too late to get it together: you can still join a gym, get a therapist, and touch grass before 2025! Here’s our unserious shopping guide designed to motivate you back on track.

I would go to therapy if…

This was the chair: Ligne Roset TOGO Chair – Price Upon Request

Buy

This was the scent: Bottega Veneta Raintree Glaze Candle – £320.00 / $405.94

Buy

I would go wild swimming if…

This was the towel: The Row Large Ornamental Towel in Cotton – £560.00 / $710.39

Buy

This was the swim cap: COMME des GARCONS SPEEDO Swim Cap Black M – £75.00 / $95.14

Buy

These were the sliders

Dries Van Noten Gray Calf-Hair Flip Flops – £685.00 / $868.96

Buy

I would go outside and touch grass if…

This were the sunglasses: Balenciaga Black Mask Rectangular Sunglasses – £655.00 / $830.90

Buy

This was the picnic: Elf Bar Disposable Vape Pen in Peach Ice – £3.99 / $5.06

Buy

I would eat vegetables if…

This was the plate: Seletti White Toiletpaper Edition Spaghetti Plate – £60.00 / $76.11

Buy

This was the meal: LOEWE Tomato Leaves Bar Soap – £53.00 / $67.23

Buy

I would run a marathon if…

These were the shoes: Balenciaga Men’s 10XL Trainers in Grey/Yellow – £1000.00 / $1268.55

Buy

These were the shorts: Dries Van Noten Silver Embellished Shorts – £795.00 / $1008.50

Buy

Featured image via @feliciathegoat ©

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