Who else had said "f*ck it, I'll try again next year" to their New Year's Resolutions? We might already be six months into 2024, but its not too late to get it together: you can still join a gym, get a therapist, and touch grass before 2025! Here's our unserious shopping guide designed to motivate you back on track.
I would go to therapy if...
This was the chair: Ligne Roset TOGO Chair - Price Upon Request
This was the scent: Bottega Veneta Raintree Glaze Candle - £320.00 / $405.94
I would go wild swimming if...
This was the towel: The Row Large Ornamental Towel in Cotton - £560.00 / $710.39
This was the swim cap: COMME des GARCONS SPEEDO Swim Cap Black M - £75.00 / $95.14
These were the sliders
Dries Van Noten Gray Calf-Hair Flip Flops - £685.00 / $868.96
I would go outside and touch grass if...
This were the sunglasses: Balenciaga Black Mask Rectangular Sunglasses - £655.00 / $830.90
This was the picnic: Elf Bar Disposable Vape Pen in Peach Ice - £3.99 / $5.06
I would eat vegetables if...
This was the plate: Seletti White Toiletpaper Edition Spaghetti Plate - £60.00 / $76.11
This was the meal: LOEWE Tomato Leaves Bar Soap - £53.00 / $67.23
I would run a marathon if...
These were the shoes: Balenciaga Men’s 10XL Trainers in Grey/Yellow - £1000.00 / $1268.55
These were the shorts: Dries Van Noten Silver Embellished Shorts - £795.00 / $1008.50
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