Let’s face it – this week has been weird. With Elon Musk buying Twitter for $44 billion, the sun failing to make an appearance (again) and MPs being caught red-handed in the House of Commons. Shock. So it makes sense that you’re going to want to dress for the occasion – at least in our world.

Fashion, from the outside, sometimes gets a bad rep for its quirky couture items and seemingly innocuous but still slightly odd trend cycles. Luckily for you, we’ve rounded up a few of the weirdest items on the market right now – from cracked egg heels to an expired tube of Supreme x Colgate toothpaste.

RAF SIMONS LONG MOHAIR GLOVES – £300 / US $374

RAF SIMONS SKELETON CUFF – £835 / US $1041

BALENCIAGA MONDAY WHITE LEATHER TOTE – £925 / US $1153

BALENCIAGA X-PANDER HEELS – £975 / US $1215

VIKTOR & ROLF RUFFLE TULLE DRESS – £828 / US $1030

SUPREME COLGATE TOOTHPASTE (NOT FIT FOR HUMAN USE) – £12 / US $15

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