Let’s face it – this week has been weird. With Elon Musk buying Twitter for $44 billion, the sun failing to make an appearance (again) and MPs being caught red-handed in the House of Commons. Shock. So it makes sense that you’re going to want to dress for the occasion – at least in our world.
Fashion, from the outside, sometimes gets a bad rep for its quirky couture items and seemingly innocuous but still slightly odd trend cycles. Luckily for you, we’ve rounded up a few of the weirdest items on the market right now – from cracked egg heels to an expired tube of Supreme x Colgate toothpaste.
LOEWE BROKEN EGG SANDAL – £1200 / US $1495
AVAVAV GREEN VERY SLIMY FEET TALL BOOTS – £1400 / US $1745
RAF SIMONS LONG MOHAIR GLOVES – £300 / US $374
RAF SIMONS SKELETON CUFF – £835 / US $1041
BAGGIRA LUNA EAR CUFFS – £186 / US $231
BALENCIAGA MONDAY WHITE LEATHER TOTE – £925 / US $1153
CORRINA GOUTOS LIGHTER HAIR CLIP – £138 / US $172
BALENCIAGA X-PANDER HEELS – £975 / US $1215
VIKTOR & ROLF RUFFLE TULLE DRESS – £828 / US $1030
SUPREME COLGATE TOOTHPASTE (NOT FIT FOR HUMAN USE) – £12 / US $15