
Let’s face it - this week has been weird. With Elon Musk buying Twitter for $44 billion, the sun failing to make an appearance (again) and MPs being caught red-handed in the House of Commons. Shock. So it makes sense that you’re going to want to dress for the occasion - at least in our world.
Fashion, from the outside, sometimes gets a bad rep for its quirky couture items and seemingly innocuous but still slightly odd trend cycles. Luckily for you, we’ve rounded up a few of the weirdest items on the market right now - from cracked egg heels to an expired tube of Supreme x Colgate toothpaste.
LOEWE BROKEN EGG SANDAL - £1200 / US $1495

AVAVAV GREEN VERY SLIMY FEET TALL BOOTS - £1400 / US $1745

RAF SIMONS LONG MOHAIR GLOVES - £300 / US $374

RAF SIMONS SKELETON CUFF - £835 / US $1041

BAGGIRA LUNA EAR CUFFS - £186 / US $231

BALENCIAGA MONDAY WHITE LEATHER TOTE - £925 / US $1153

CORRINA GOUTOS LIGHTER HAIR CLIP - £138 / US $172

BALENCIAGA X-PANDER HEELS - £975 / US $1215

VIKTOR & ROLF RUFFLE TULLE DRESS - £828 / US $1030

SUPREME COLGATE TOOTHPASTE (NOT FIT FOR HUMAN USE) - £12 / US $15

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