10 Christmas Jumpers That Won’t Make You Look Like A Fool.
The Christmas Jumper has taken a bit of a beating in recent years. Usually coming from a high-street sales bin and worn for a specific party, it’s become one of the least exciting aspects of the holiday season. This Christmas though, it’s a little bit different. With no tacky parties and no chance of someone spilling cheap Prosecco on your knitwear, you can and should invest your yuletide cheer into a proper Christmas jumper. We’ve rounded up the best ones that’ll keep you festive and cosy as we head into the holiday period.
JW Anderson argyle knit sweater, £592/$780 (down from £1185/$1562)
JW Anderson are renowned for their knitwear, and this argyle print will have you feeling cosy and like a shortbread biscuit tin all at once.

Prada argyle wool and cashmere-blend jumper, £920/$1212
This Prada jumper features a green all-over contrasting geometric pattern. It’s just festive enough to get past Grandma but is a must for a cosy night in.

Off-White black arrows-intarsia jumper, £835/$1100
This Off-White jumper in a soft fuzzy finish, featuring their iconic symbol is low-key enough to be worn outside of the festive season.

Off-White Persian Fantasy sweater, £870/$1146
If you want an Off-White jumper that is anything but low-key, this persian fantasy sweater is all over the place, in the best possible way.

Marine Serre Christmas Pattern Jumper, £554/$730 (down from £614/$809)
Marine Serre always goes bold, and this Christmas pattern jumper with contrasting sleeves is no exception. Featuring long sleeves and a wide neck, it’s the kind of piece that you’ll want when you’re clutching your mulled wine outside the pub.

Gucci Mickey knit jumper, £860/$1133
What’s more festive than Disney? This old-school Mickey Mouse print is sure to bring back that nostalgia of Christmas day when you were a youngster before you had to worry about things like taxes or a global pandemic.

Kith Kithmas sweater, £170/$224
The ‘if you know, you know’ of Christmas jumpers. From afar, another Christmas jumper, from up close though, you’ll remain on trend with the detail of the ‘Kith’ embroidery.

Burberry deer intarsia jumper, £590/$777
While this Burberry jumper may make you tear up thinking of Bambi, it’s not overly Christmas-y and can be worn throughout the year.

Namechko chunky knit jumper £550/$724 (down from £1,100/$1450)
Similar vibes from this chunky Namecheko knit jumper, the green colour is very festive, but you can also get away with layering it under a blazer or coat.

Stefan Cooke Slash embroidered wool sweater, £645/$850
Knitted in Italy, this Stafen Cooke Slash embroidered wool sweater is all nice and innocent until you notice the cutouts on the chest and elbows. Christmas can still be sexy!

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